Monday, November 9, 1992

How to Talk to an Angel Even Though She is Telling You the Saddest News of the Week

Down in Kentucky, our southern correspondent, Cindy, alias SuperMOM (although she denies blame fo Super America's doughnuts, the ones stuffed with so much jelly that when you bite into it the jelly squirts out the other side. Just how many shirts have I ruined?) reports that a local radio station was giving away tickets to Bob Dylan's Cincinnati concert. SuperMOM dialed the station adn was the lucky ninth caller. Unfortunately, her boss walked in as she was talking to the DJs so she quickly hung up. WAH!

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